Why People who like him are Nitwits

In Shrubs inaugral speech to "peacefully transfer power" to himself he said the word

FREEDOM: 27 times.
LIBERTY: 15 times.

THE SPEECH WAS 12 MINUTES LONG!
TWELVE MINUTES!!!

"And always twirling twirling towards freedom!!" ----Kodos the alien on the Simpsons.

(Thanks to the Daily Show for the tally and the wonderful montage.)