BREAKIN' THE LAW BREAKIN' THE LAW

Okay you Republican nitwits- explain to me why your party should be in charge. You've had the run of things for a measly 5 years and look what's happened already.
HEAD OF THE SENATE
Bill Frist- being investigated for what is obviously a case of insider trading. Or else Frist is also Karnack the Magnificient. Gonna be indicted.
HEAD OF THE HOUSE
Tom Delay- Already indicted for using the Republican National Commitee to money launder campaign cash for Texas Repubs. He's also had 4 other instances where he could've been indicted but the House decided to let him walk.
REPUBLICAN NATIONAL COMMITEE
Already convicted for laundering money for Texas Repubs
CHIEF OF STAFF FOR DUBYA DUMBO
Karl Rove- Named as a Valerie Plame leaker. Gonna be indicted.
CHIEF OF STAFF FOR CHENEY THE VOLDEMORT
Scooter Libby- Names as a Valerie Plame leaker by NYT Reporter Judith Miller. Gonna be indicted.

That's 2 out of the 3 branches of government. And then there's the Supreme Court- you better believe he's gonna fuck that up too. First the enigmatic John Roberts- and my prediction for the next nominee- why his best friend Alberto Gonzales of course.

How many people have to be convicted before you stubborn Republican jackasses admit that these people you claim to like so much are nothing but petty criminal thugs who'd be in jail for stealing candy from children if they weren't millionaires.