Dear Mr. O'Reilly,

You are a jackass. I am a guttersnipe. This is a formal request that you please put me on your list of EVIL FAR LEFT WING Blog sites. I'm not important and I have no power- I'm the perfect target. So please- consider me a threat even though I'm not- it worked with Saddam "I'm a jackass too" Hussein- you fuckin' ninny.